sapphirefiber:

lunamalfoy7:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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It’s JULY!

The only pumpkin thing I want in July is the famous pumpkin bread.

Spirit of Halloween has already opened up. Don’t tell m it’s July, the fact is, it’s almost October.

fytortall:

tamorapierce:

thepredatorblog:

tiny-creatures:

Hyena Pup by Rob Keulemans on Flickr.

OH MY GOD

This one will grow to be a great hunter of emperors.

I am squeeing over the Emperor Mage reference and because IT’S A BABY HYENA.

fytortall:

tamorapierce:

thepredatorblog:

tiny-creatures:

Hyena Pup by Rob Keulemans on Flickr.

OH MY GOD

This one will grow to be a great hunter of emperors.

I am squeeing over the Emperor Mage reference and because IT’S A BABY HYENA.

(via dubiousculturalartifact)

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(Source: scaredpotter, via doesntafraid)

downtroddendeity:

moriartyfortissimodewevans:

dayofthedoodles:

johnlockandthedoctorsblog:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

As a medieval fairy I can say this is 100% true.

And all this time I thought Maleficent was just a bitch

And now, some relevant words of wisdom from the great and powerful witch Gytha “Nanny” Ogg:

What everyone hopes for, certainly, is a few of the nicer sort of witch or even a genuine godmother who’ll be free with the Health, Wealth, and Happiness business, but it’s vt’ly important not to leave out any of the touchier witches that might live in the vicinity, otherwise someone’ll screech ‘Ahhahaha!’ in the middle of the ceremony and next thing you know is you’ll be up to your neck in poisoned spinnin’ wheels. After all, how hard is it to invite her along, give her plenty to drink and a plate of ham rolls all to herself and keep her out of the way of your posh auntie?

I think Maleficent is a lot more classy than the slightly more mortal witches Nanny’s got in mind here, but the point still stands.

(Source: britta-perry, via logicalabsurdity)

http://songofsunset.tumblr.com/post/92791456468/notaloneintheuniverse-do-you-think-sneaking-out

notaloneintheuniverse:

do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.

imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.

and some especially rambunctious muggleborns…

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

I found him!!! His name is Pyrkinas!!!!

(via eightyprovinces)

jerkbent:

 

Katara and Toph are the only two benders who mastered all three forms of their specific bending style.
Katara: Water bending
Blood bending
Swamp bending

Toph:
Earth bending
Metal bending
Sand bending

(via flawlesshumanbeans)

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

MCU Meme: Two Avengers (1/2)
→ Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff

(via bookhobbit)


           SHOWER
                     TODAY
                               MAYBE?
           EXCHANGE
                     CLOTHES?


Signal Boost!!!Meanwhile, Clint is like…. “Nah…”

          SHOWER

                    TODAY

                              MAYBE?

          EXCHANGE

                    CLOTHES?

Signal Boost!!!

Meanwhile, Clint is like…. “Nah…”

(Source: clintonfbarton, via into-the-weeds)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via catch-thecumbersnitch)

http://sapphirefiber.tumblr.com/post/92765989649/trailofdesire-nentuaby-i-just-had-a-thought

trailofdesire:

nentuaby:

I just had a thought about Winter Soldier and Avengers. Not a new revelation, but a perspective shift.

OK. So. Hydra and their end game. Second to last step: seize the SHIELD council. That means…

The council were NOT already suborned when they reached the…

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

(via littlemissmutant)

geekhyena:

shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

Awwwww!